NAME: Tom Leeming
D.O.B: 10/10/1985
POSITION: Centre Forward
OCCUPATION: Student (ladies man)
BIRTH PLACE: Mallorie Park (or in-t barn on-t farm)
PREVIOUS CLUBS: Kirkby Malzerad
FAV. TEAM: Leeds United
FAV. PLAYER: Thierry Henry
BEST FOOTBALL MEMORY: Been part ofRipon City Football (what a creep)
WORST FOOTBALL MEMORY: Haven't got one (you should watch yourself
sometimes Tom!)
LIKES: Football - going out - women
DISLIKES: None
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE ELSE WHO WOULD YOU BE: Cristiano
Ronaldo
FAV. SONG: Patience - Take That
FAV. FILM: Top Gun
FAV. FOOD: Steak (red meat improves your sex drive so eat plenty of it Tom)
FAV. DRINK: Cheeky Vimto (Ditto above)
FAV. HOBBY: Scouting for girls (preferably over the age of 12)
WHO DO YOU ADMIRE MOST IN THE WORLD: Dad/Mum
WHO DO YOU ADMIRE MOST IN YOUR TEAM: Bryan Halka
Chairman's Comments:
What a great striker and story teller Tom is. His exploits off the field totally over
shadow his performance on the pitch and the females of Ripon must be queuing
up to get a piece of this boy's action! He must also be the trendiest dresser in the
club and is never spotted without his hat which keeps his magnificent hair styled
to perfection. He is a great player and the club's top goal scorer to date however,
his goal celebration's (holding one finger aloft) is a cry for help - please
somebody anybody just let me score once!! Oh before I forget he is still a virgin
(bless)