NAME: David Wox
D.O.B: 29/12/1959
POSITION: Midfield/Defence
OCCUPATION: Double Glazier
BIRTH PLACE: Harrogate
PREVIOUS CLUBS: Knaresborough Town
FAV. TEAM: Liverpool
FAV. PLAYER: Kenny Dalglish
BEST FOOTBALL MEMORY: Liverpool winning Champions League
WORST FOOTBALL MEMORY: Going to Anfield and Liverpool losing with
the last kick of the game
LIKES: Football, food & drinking (last seen making a prat of himself in Prima's
after three bottles of Stella!)
DISLIKES: Referees
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE ELSE WHO WOULD YOU BE: Woody (creep)
FAV. SONG: You'll Never Walk Alone - gets me every time - I always end up
with tears in my eyes - its so moving.
FAV. FILM: Butterfly Effect (No need to act it out on the pitch now is there?)
FAV. FOOD: Indian
FAV. DRINK: Stella
FAV. HOBBY: Making babies -1 have to concede it's the one thing he excels at.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE RULE IN FOOTBALL WHAT WOULD IT
BE: Offside Rule (don't be fooled he's never that far up the field)

Chairman's Comments:
David 'Trigger' Wox. - what can I say about such a legend? Dave is a very
aggressive player. He fitted into the Veterans team with ease and can stop a
Zimmer frame from a standing start!! Dave says he doesn't get drunk just gets to
the point of no return which accounts for all the babies he makes. He is going
into therapy soon to see if we can get to the bottom of all this: