NAME: D. Dennis
D.O.B: 10/02/1976
POSITION: Centre Forward
OCCUPATION: Fire fighter (hero)
BIRTH PLACE: Ripon
PREVIOUS CLUBS: None (so loyal)
FAV. TEAM: Liverpool
FAV. PLAYER: Zidane
BEST FOOTBALL MEMORY: When I was Captain of the League & Cup
double team of 2006/7 season (they owe it all to me)
WORST FOOTBALL MEMORY: Liverpool under achieving
LIKES: Beer - Cakes (we can see that) and poetry (but not that)
DISLIKES: Losing
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE ELSE WHO WOULD YOU BE: Alex Dunn
FAV. SONG: Oasis - Master plan
FAV.FILM: Gladiator
FAV. FOOD: Beef curry, rice, chips, onion rings
FAV. DRINK: Lager
FAV. HOBBY: Football & Breeding Donkeys ( hire them out to 'Fleth' I hear he
is a porn star!)
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE RULE IN FOOTBALL WHAT WOULD IT
BE: I don't really agree with the off side rule (That's because you don't know it
Darren Doh!)

Chairman's Comments:
My hero - first season in charge and he gets the team into a Cup Final. Moved
back into Ripon recently because he was missing out on all the 'bonding sessions'
with the lads. Darren never liked to head a ball in case it ruffled his hair but he
doesn't have that problem any more! He likes a good party, he is the only player
I know that has a birthday party for his dog - but sadder still are the ones who
turned up for it! He is a great leader of men and always makes sure he comes off
the field as clean as he went on to it. Oh yes a great example for you all.